The weather is shocking. I mean, it’s only December 6th and I’ve already been snowed in at the farm, stuck on a train and had to rescue my children from school on foot through five inches on snow!! At least I wasn’t on the Glasgow motorway that came to a standstill yesterday and trapped drivers for the entire day, even overnight in some cases. What did they eat and drink? Where did they pee?! I can just imagine desperately ransacking the car for an empty coffee cup… or container of any kind.

But we’ll all just have to ‘keep calm and carry on’ as best we can. Work from home if you can (obviously I’m lucky here), keep the kitchen really well stocked up, in case neither you nor the lorries can make it to the shops, cover those water pipes and make sure you know where the stop cock is! I am slightly obsessing about pipes after my indoor water feature last year.

However, we have to fight for the right to Christmas Party!  The Christmas bash is a morale boosting essential. Everyone who’s throwing one deserves a medal and everyone who’s going to one needs to give fabulous guest. My new Christmas party outfit is long sleeved sparkly dress, worn with two thermal vests, woolly tights and a pair of sturdy, non-slip boots. It’s a look. Very winter 2010. Take care out there and plan some fun. I’m determined to avoid my annual Christmas nervous breakdown, I may even start wrapping before December 24th this year!

Love Carmen xx

Christmas shopping, mince pies, advent calendars… what’s not to love about December?

Mainly I am very into Christmas, except when it turns into one of those working-parent frenzies. I think you know what I mean: sprinting to get to the Nativity play in time (only to get the last seat behind the Dad with flu wearing a huge furry collar and blocking out entire view of stage), realising on December 23rd that there are no cranberries to be had in the entire western hemisphere, weeping because it’s 2.30am on Xmas Eve, you’ve still got 27 presents left to wrap and the Sellotape has just run out.

I blame the Sunday supplements.

Really, did anyone think it was necessary to have colour-coded ‘charger’ plates, napkin rings, centre-pieces and candleholders before the explosion of interior design spreads in the Sunday supplements? Now it is possible to blow your entire Xmas budget just on wreaths, banister garlands, card-display holders, Christmas-scented candles and all related attic fodder that retailers are arm-wrestling us to buy.

Try to have a calm, relaxing and fun Christmas. Life may in fact be too short to stuff a turkey, never mind a mushroom. It is not possible to get or to give everything on everybody’s wish list. So there.

The only must-haves under our Xmas tree this year are (apparently) one microscope and one Sylvanian family. It will be a toy microscope and a recessionista Sylvanian family – they’re coming with a caravan, not a house: does that make the little bunnies trailer trash?!

Now that my buddies are 11 and 7, one is a confirmed Santa cynic (but is keeping it quiet) the other seems to have figured out that Santa is a story but is also keeping quiet in case this leads to less presents.

I think I may go the route of a friend with grown-up children who confided: ‘What do you mean when did I tell them? Santa still brings their present every year. That way they can’t complain to me!’

Meanwhile, I am averting my eyes from the clothes-shop window displays. No, I do not need a new Christmas outfit! Even though I find a sequin very hard to resist. I already have one sequinned skirt and a sequinned dress from previous Christmases and two sequin-studded outfits is probably enough!

Please, please, please go into a bookshop and buy some gorgeous books as Christmas presents. I always love getting and giving books for Christmas. Getting a book means someone has really taken time to think about you and what you would enjoy.

These titles are already hidden in my wardrobe for this Christmas:

For the serious readers

Margaret Atwood – The Year of the Flood

John Banville – Infinities

For the comedy seeker

PG Wodehouse – The Inimitable Jeeves (lovely hardback edition)

For the babies

Helen Cooper – Pumpkin Soup

John and Janet Ahldberg – Each Peach Pear Plum

Lauren Child’s latest!

For the older boys

John Connolley – The Gates

Robert Muchamore – Eagle Day

For the glamour puss

Axel Madsen – Chanel (this is a great biog, loved it!)

And one title I really have to recommend when the whole Christmas spendathon gets way too much: Love Is Not Enough – A Smart Woman’s Guide To Money by Merryn Somerset Webb. This girl is genius. She will explain all that complicated financial jargon and change the way you budget forever. (I may have to staple Annie to a chair and make her read it!)

A very, very happy Christmas when you finally get there!

What do I want for Christmas?

I think this is where I’m supposed to say ‘world peace’ and not: shoes and/ or boots from the Toast catalogue, lying strategically by my husband’s bedside with the relevant pages marked and circled!!